Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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