just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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