your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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