What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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