everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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