So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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