dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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