How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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