Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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