I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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