i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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