i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Sober January is a disaster.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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