I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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