Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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