I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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