handjob tips. give me some.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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