My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
