is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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