well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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