Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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