apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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