I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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