Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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