I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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