I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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