I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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