Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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