How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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