It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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