yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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