so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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