He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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