I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
the day after is always just damage control
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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