Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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