so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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