How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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