the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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