Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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