question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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