yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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