So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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