Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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