erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize