Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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