considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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