Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Randomize
