I look better un-naked...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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