I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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