And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Found the puke drawer
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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