That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
