I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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