how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Come back. Shots need mouths.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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