what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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