ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Come on in and take your pants off
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