He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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