i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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