All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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