What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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