You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
